squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

squeaking some tekkie

to dance on a dance floor, usually at a night club.

ayyyyyy Lisa is squeaking some tekkie over there!

by timmy-tata June 5, 2018

squonking

Middle aged balding men who like to finger small holes filled with either plastic but prefer silicone, they then suck on the tip of an affixed tube that produces vapour

Steve and Lee love to squonk,... They're always at it fingering their holes,... Constantly squonking

by ApcharA August 6, 2017

treat-seeking missile

A dog or pet that will go to almost any length for a snack, reward, or goodie, often to comical effect.

"Look at that dog of yours! She's sniffing out every piece of that cookie you dropped!"

"Yep; she's a treat-seeking missile."

by The Urban Husky November 29, 2010

Squealing Moby Dick

When a girl is going down on her man, and he's about to burst in that skanks mouth, then all of a sudden he squeals. It just so happens that the womans mouth gets sore so she closes her mouth, bites the head. This pressure on his dick makes him squeal in pain.

"Last night my bitch was giving me some head, when all of a sudden i screamed like a little girl. The bitch made me pull a squealing moby dick."

by EpicLogicLufa April 25, 2009

squawking eagle

An act of sex; When you grab your dick and lunge forward with one leg for penetration and make a squawking sound while doing so.

I gave that janky pussy the squawking eagle

by eric mccready January 5, 2005

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008