Alabama Mouse Squeaker

The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.

Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.

by The Big Cheeser 123 December 22, 2020

Squeaker

Someone who causes extreme annoyance to others

That squeaker will not be the death of me I tell you.. I'll kick them in the fetus before that happens!

by Zenon April 3, 2003

Shunter & Squealer

A description for a male gay couple or lovers, i.e. 1 Shunts (Giver) and the other Squeals (Taker)

I saw a right pair of Shunters & Squealers the other day....

Look at the Shunter & Squealer over there....

by Bibbo November 18, 2006

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

sheather

A sheath is synonym for foreskin. A sheather is a person poseesing the foreskin.

Dave pulled down his pants and everyone saw his sheather. The skin was floppy like an old man.

by David Chernard September 26, 2005

squatter

A punk/hippy/crusty who voluntarily lives a portion of his/her life on the road or hopping trains. Many squatters are against organized work, religion, conservatism, etc. A lot of squatters are also vegetarian or vegan, but not always. They also may decide to bring a guitar, mandolin, or other acoustic instrument on the road to play for money, which is soley invested on meals and road snacks.

That guy's dad was a squatter, can't you tell? They have a VW van and huge plants all around their house...

by max_fool November 13, 2005

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006