Squatter

(noun)...Looks, acts, smells and is the native Texan, Lizandro Martinez. See also: narcissist (noun), sociopath (noun), emotionally disabled and/or selfish loser

Oh, I know that squatter, he stayes at my place a while and slept with me but then told me he didn't love me, wouldn't pay rent and wouldn't go away

by Nabeelcloud November 30, 2016

squittance

A tiny squirt of something, esp. used in cooking. More than a drop, but less than a dollop.

"Hey, how much of this hot chilli sauce do I need to put in the mixture...?"

"Just a squittance. Not too much, ok?"

by bill cauliflower December 15, 2016

Squatter-fall

The orgasmic act of squirting pussy juice into a bowl of choice whilst squatting.

Lady: hurry up im cumming

Gentleman: ditch the bowl baby I'm gonna drink from under your squatter-fall.

by Manshorts March 22, 2017

squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.

"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".

by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017

squatting

Squatting in cheap tracksuit, with authentic gopnik accessories (like your grandpa's favourite kucma).
If you are squatting with your slav' friends, never forget cheap alcohol, cig and kompot!

*speaking in russki accent*
You are squatting like a pussy! You must be an impostor!

by naspolya July 13, 2017

squatty runs

squatty runs are walking lunges! its super funny and your gym teacher will hate you forever

hey mannnnn, lets go do some SQUATTY RUNS!!!

by baileygiles15543 December 11, 2017

squatter

A small or foreign car older model low to the ground. Economy vehicle. You gotta squat to get in and out of whip.

Girl Rayshawn got a job finally got a squatter to get around in.
Somebody hit my squatter, and kept going. Damn!

by New2me2 January 18, 2018