scuttlebub

A bubular individual known to sctuttle with frequency

Damn that scuttlebub Axe Baxter really is a dogfaced pony soldier from Planet X

by Exctaticspacexlobter November 14, 2020

Scuttleheads

It's what's wrong with this country.

Too many goddamn scuttleheads

by foootballislife May 30, 2022

scuttleheads

The ones to blame everything on.

"Those scuttleheads!!" -Norm Macdonald

by Godjohnson May 31, 2022

Scuttlebug

A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot

The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love

by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022

shuttlecock

In the days of blue van rides to and from the airport, hooking up with the male driver.

Now, hooking up with any male ride share driver.

"Hey man, welcome. What are your plans while you're in town?" "I don't know but my driver gave me his number...looks like some shuttlecock is in my future!"

by RugbyDog November 22, 2022

sputtering bagpipe

When your female or male partner is giving you fellatio on the bed at a 90 degree angle and his/her arm pushes on your stomach so much that you flatulate.

I found a girl on tinder and she turned me into a sputtering bagpipe, on a Tuesday afternoon.

by Shutteringbagpipe April 29, 2023

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013