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shooting guard

A position in basketball which usually shoots from the perimeter.
MJ is da best shootin guard
by blah June 8, 2003
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spoofing

Analougous to 'creeping' on myspace, facebook, or similar entiity.
A: What are you doing?
B: Not much, sitting in my room drinking a little water out of my blue cup and spoofing on facebook. I found a hot broad, i'll send you the link so you can spoof her.
by korn262201 February 24, 2008
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Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.
Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012
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shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage
by fj July 31, 2003
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shootingstar press

there is a kind a flip called a gainer were you back flip forward instead of flying backward your feet go forward and your body back flips forward often done running or in to pulls the shooting starpress is a pro wrestling move in wich you gainer only to your stomach and land on the person your wrestling usely done from the top rope thoug some (jonny nitro /amazing red/sonjay dutt/)have manged to do it from the ground level
holy shit kidman just shooting star pressed the holy crap out of shannon moore
by xion May 7, 2005
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shooting X's

The condition in which a man impregnates a woman resulting in only female children. Since female sex chromosomes are XX and males are XY, the sex of the fetus is determined from the male sperm. Hence, shooting X’s.
That family has 9 children and they are all girls? The husband has to stop shooting X's
by hakkan May 28, 2006
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splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.
Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.
by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017
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