sprackle

what you say when you exit a restroom with residual water on your hands from washing them and somebody wants to shake your hand before this water has evaporated and you want to shake their hand while letting them know that the residual water is not urine

Person 1: Hey man, how's it goin'? (extends hand for handshake)
Person 2: (extends hand in kind) Sprackle!

by debonair gent June 1, 2017

Spackledwarf

A replacement for fuck or any other word that you might use.

We all have been spackledwarfed by that zebra.

by CORMAC BEELER (MA) LOVES MEN September 24, 2011

Spackler

A turd that never quite clears the bunghole, and must be wiped, and wiped and wiped, "spackling" the bunghole smooth to it's buttcheeck surroundings..

"I used a whole roll of TP and I still couldn't smear off that spackler.

by Greasy swass June 29, 2018

spracked

The event of being struck upon one's elbow or knee causing sharp pain and often accompanied with a tingling funny bone sensation.

I totally shanked that rail and spracked my elbow

by Phishn February 6, 2005

spackling

if u fart when u have a sweaty ass-crack your ring makes a spackling sound

i fucking spackling!

by lewi-p December 6, 2003

spackle-pop

A kid's sucker (or "blow-pop") that has been inserted into a woman's pussy.

I don't want to suck that spackle-pop, I saw where it just came from!

by Bard April 28, 2003

spackling

V. to spackle, to poo just a bit and let it rub ur undergarment (leaving a stain; skid mark) before letting it retreat back into the lower colon.

also

to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.

man i needed to "drop the kids off" so bad last night i splaked on my girlfriends face!

ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!

by xXBaHZoRsXx May 30, 2009