Sponed

When a person is spun from taking crystal meth and stoned from smoking marijuana.

I'm so sponed, can hardly sit still and focus.

by Bosk818er September 27, 2019

Splonedukled

Shit at football and has the touch of a trampoline

Your Splonedukled

by CenterMidMadness December 18, 2019

Spoofed

When having sex, insert 10-15 pieces of glass into each hole of the human body

He got spoofed in the bathroom of KFC

by IslamicTurkey November 24, 2020

Spooked

When someone is in denial that reality is more complex than what it may at first seem, and even if they are shown evidence of this, remains in willful denial.

Jim: "I think defunding the police would reduce all criminal activity because police are the true criminals"
Joe: " I don't know man, maybe re-structuring the procedures of current police activity and instigating harsher penalties for out of line police could work instead"

Jim: "no other solution is possible, burn the police institution to the ground!"

Joe: "dude, you're spooked"

by gangstarapp42069 December 17, 2020

spooner

an adjective to describe literally anything.

Dude that shirt is sooo spooner

by B-ville bitch January 5, 2021

Spoondaddies

Similar to "crap", "phooey", or anything that says "this is MY life, and I'm reclaiming it!"

"This is *my* life, Edward! Spoondaddies on you for making me feel otherwise!"
"Spoondaddies on them, they don't know what they're talking about."

by awyeagirl February 5, 2021

spoondaloon

When eggs are glued to trees and you don't know why.

Look I found a spoondaloon cunt.

by Sir spoondaloon 1st February 20, 2021