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Jennifer B is such a Slurf !
by Envyy December 24, 2014
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Slurfer

Is a person or other Earthly animal that participates in the act of slurping any type of liquid with a straw whilst lying on their side on a surf board, performing fellatio on the person that is captaining the said surf board. Providing this double slurping duty in open water is a very thrilling experience. Best results in Oceans and Seas with 7/11 Slurpies on neon coloured surf boards. (origin, 1961 in North America, most likely Pittsburgh. Rose up on the underground culture circuit in concert with the Drive-Inn movie era)
Sophia decided to join her boyfriend Zeke while he captured a Surf on their recent vacation in Hawaii. Her impulse led her to instigate and participate in the act of Slurfing. Zeke was absolutely thrilled by the mix of dangerous and pleasurable sensations brought on by the act of Slurfing. When the couple went back to the Resort later their new friends Rashid and Klaus (a same-sex couple on honeymoon) mentioned that She must be quite the "Slurfer" when they were informed of the days endeavours. For the Snowboarding version of this risque but satisfying act (See "Slowboarding").
by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 23, 2014
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splurting

When a someone has so much preassure in the anus thick liquid will splurt out
Oh him your splurting all over the place !!
by taylon July 6, 2015
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Spurf

Spurf is that weird gross taste you wake up with in your mouth. It sometimes tastes like feces.
Ah shucks, I have spurf from that orgy last night!
by The Hungry Atheist September 7, 2016
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Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'
"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"
by eyesbrow May 23, 2016
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Splarf

The action of spitting and farting at the same time.
Whoops, I just splarfed
by Smallafro May 19, 2016
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Splurted

A large amount of squirt.
Similar to a cream pie but more intense.
Last night she Splurted so hard.
I Splurted all over my boyfriend last night.
by Isnuckover July 29, 2016
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