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SPORTING MORE WOOD THAN A LUMBERYARD

to be in possession of a diamond cutter, or "rager."
After winning the lottery, I was sporting more wood than a lumberyard.
by weave January 8, 2004
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splitting a pizza

After splitting a pizza last friday, Rando and Drock could barely make eye contact around the office.
by rando's parents October 19, 2008
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splitting the dice

Man, his scrubs were pulled up so high he was splitting the dice
by j jonah jacobson June 21, 2009
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Splitting the atom

One last drink/toke that really finishes you off.
"Man, those first 3 joints were ok, but that last one really split the atom"
"Wow, talk about splitting the atom, im nuked"
by bite2break January 14, 2010
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Slotting

A vulgar term referring to the act of sex

Past tense: Slotted
Bob: Check out the ass on that bird
Dave: Mate I've been slotting that for a while now.
by Bobfishnoodle April 14, 2017
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mail sorting machines

By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
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sploiting

To betray your allies, To shoot down your own teammates.
"You guys are Sploiting, Im BLUE!"

"Blue? haha not anymore" >:)
by Highspeedlimo January 14, 2009
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