Splooge-Doo

The act of ejaculating in a females hair making it crusty and hard.

Tracy was giving Greg a knobber and he busted all over her hair giving her a nasty splooge-doo.

by weal0902 March 2, 2011

sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.

Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"

by nshaw February 11, 2014

Sploogecopter

To ejaculate while your penis is twirling in a circular motion.

I just did the Sploogecopter move on my girlfriend last night and got cum all over my room.

by Scoobydxx January 14, 2016

Sploofee

A sweaty queef on a yoga ball.

Deborah made a Sploofee in yoga class today and everyone laughed. She never attended yoga again.

by Copperpipecatina July 17, 2016

splooge

literally a dude's jizz.

I splooged inside your mother last night.

by firtreebutt July 25, 2016

Sloot skootin

Looking around for sluts to take home.

Man 1: Bobby, I ain't been laid in awhile and I ain't having no luck with the blond from the book store, what do I do?

Man 2: Well goddamn it Larry, let's go to the bars and do us a little sloot skootin.

by BamaMayne August 26, 2016

sloot magoo

A polite way of telling your friend that you think that a girl is a slut.

Guy: Hey, look at that slut in that short dress!
Girl: Excuse me, that's a hurtful thing to say! Call her a sloot magoo, that's a less offensive way to put it.
Guy: Sorry, yeah that sloot magoo over there in her slooty magoo dress!
Girl: Yeah your right! Can't believe she would wear something like that!

by Chemistryishard March 13, 2017