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Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.
After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.
by Jay November 23, 2003
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Sparkling Pearl Necklace

When a pearl necklace is followed up by throwing a handful of glitter on the recipient.
I gave her a Sparkling Pearl Necklace, is was so pretty.
by ImButters March 18, 2012
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Smurgling

The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.
Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.
by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008
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English spelling

The way the British and the Canadian spell certain words.

This way of spelling was made first therefore, it is considered right to many, whereas the American spelling of the English language is considered wrong because it was made afterwards.

Many people would even go as far as saying those from the United States are spelling things differently because they are lazy and/or uneducated.

An example is how those from the United States spell these words: Colour, Centre, Honour, favourite, odour, etc.
like Color, center, honor, favorite, and odor, etc.

If I had learned to spell them the "Correct" way I probably would have, although I didn't therefore I spell them the American way.

The people from the U.S. today learned to spell these words that way, because some English mofo that moved here in the past didn't like his own language and decided to change it to a way that made more sense to him and the other English mofos that moved here at the time.

Personally, I think "Colour" makes more sense as well as "Favourite"
I'm sorry, but "Centre" makes no fucking sense.
I don't know what people were thinking, seriously.

I hope my disgusting, ignorant American English doesn’t offend anyone too badly. After all, I clearly wasn't educated enough to spell things the "right" way!
"Correct" English spelling: Colour

"Incorrect" English spelling: Color
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sperling

A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
by MackandBeas November 12, 2013
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Spiraling

When brunch turns into an all day drinking bender that ends up lasting until the wee hours of the morning.
“Wow. Today we are really spiraling.”
“How do you feel after spiraling yesterday?”
Only one drink at lunch. We aren’t spiraling today.”
by _freckles_ October 6, 2019
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spelling natzi

A person who's (seemingly) sole objective online is to correct a persons spelling/grammar. They perform the same task as spellcheck but in a more hostile/annoying manner.
Person 1: "i like cheese"

Person 2:"The correct way to type it would be "I like cheese." dipshit."

Person 1: "omfg ur such a spelling natzi! skule ees four da lousers nurd!!!11one"
by lehoozer August 18, 2006
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