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soccer boobs

The smaller than normal boobs one finds on "sporty" girls who usually play soccer or swim (usually between a size A and B cup). They are not so small as to be unnoticed, but not large enough to be an asset.
Kim's soccer boobs are kind of cute, but her eyes are her best asset.
by Tom Fool August 14, 2007
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soccermom

A mother who is obsessed with her son's life, penis, activities, friends, school and teachers, and makes her son play soccer. If the soccermom doesn't have a son, she will instead obsess about her multiple identical daughters.
Most soccermoms now drive SUVs but until 2001, most drove Volvos. (See also: bimbo-box).
You can easily spot a soccermom on the roadways as they have a bumper sticker that reads "MONTGOMERY SOCCER" or one that reads "My Child Is An Honor Student At xxxx Middle School."
They usually live in Montgomery County - Potomac, Rockville, and sometimes
in Takoma Park. Some live in Fairfax County, Northern Virginia.
Most are MILFs or yummy mummys and are married to rich guys. Those that are fugly are married to rich guys who have unusual tastes.
"So where does Cindy Soccermom of Apple Pie, USA, fit in?" (Chicago Flame Online)
by bokonononon September 22, 2005
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soccer

An old British nickname for Football,NOT an American one.It comes from the phrase Association Football.It was shortened to Assoc.,and then finally "Soccer".(like how the nickname for Rugby Football is "Rugger".)The word is used in:Australia,United States,Canada,New Zealand,and South Africa.
Soccer is not an American term like most people seem to think.
by idunno? September 11, 2004
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soccer mom

An extremely offensive term for a female yuppie. She drives a mini-van or an SUV with a cell phone in one hand and a Starbucks in the other while watching a DVD player and turning around to talk to her kids in the back. She has an income large enough to vote for Hillary Clinton or some other liberal swine without worrying about having to pay the taxes, because she can shelter the money. She names her daughters Madison or Taylor or Spencer or Cassidy.
Chadwick is a soccer mom. She swears at the referee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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soccer

The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following:

1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way
2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen
3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands.

When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
by Soccer pwns j00 December 19, 2004
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slime soccer

n; A 2-D computer game in which two players try to score a goal in their opponent's net. The game mimmics soccer, and is played with two "slimes" or blobs, who's color can be changed to represent a specific country.
During our study hall, Kyle and Pat played slime soccer becuase they didn't have any work to do.
by Pat Crosby June 10, 2008
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Bottle Soccer

A Pre-Track & Field practice activity the long distance runners of Riverhead High School partake in. Bottle Soccer is STRICTLY a Track activity, it is not allowed to be played before Cross Country (pure tradition).

The rules are very complicated:

-Bottle Soccer is played with a water bottle filled 1/4-1/2 with water or what ever liquid is available.

-Similar to soccer in that you must kick (in this case) the water bottle into your opponents goal.

-The game is started with the "drop", where the bottle is dropped in the center of the field. The bottle MUST hit the ground before one kicks it.

-Once the bottle is dropped, the game is in session. It is completely legal to push and shove your opponents.... In fact, it is suggested.

-There are no sidelines

-If the bottle is kicked passed the goal line, but not between the two goal-post lines, the opposing team gets to throw the bottle in. The bottle must land BEFORE the center box for it to be legal.

- If the bottle goes above your knees, it is legal to hit the bottle with your hand, but you can't catch it/hold it (ever been hit in the nuts with a water bottle?).

-If the bottle passes the goal line ABOVE the goalies knees, it does not count as a goal, and a throw in takes place.

-Once the track warm up begins, the game is over and who ever scored the most goals is pronounced the winner.

-Teams are final, and are rarely subject to change.
We totally kicked your ass in bottle soccer today.
by RobertM. June 18, 2009
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