Muscle Sleeve

A Condom

Ohhh Shit i forgot my Muscle sleeve, no poon tonight.

by sdafgsdfhfjkhkjghsdfhgjkdfhg March 15, 2009

no sleeve magician

something easy to see coming, or someone whose excuses really don't work anymore.

todd:crackhead jim wants some cash for "his child support"
matt:what a no sleeve magician

by bloodanarchist February 28, 2010

love sleeves

A condom.

Johnny bought love sleeves so he could have sex with his girlfriend and not get her pregnant.

by Tingle Likes Rupees September 22, 2013

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015

Bell sleeve

noun (slang)
1. foreskin; the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the penis.

Phil needed to see a doctor about the problem with his bell sleeve.

by shaaaaaake December 5, 2015

Custard Sleeve

Reference to the female vagina. A depository for a dude’s blast of nut custard.

Alternatively, reference to a condom or sheath used during sex to prevent nut custard from entering the vagina during a vigorous pounding of the cervix.

Rachel has a stank ass custard sleeve. But I dropped my load in it anyway.

I banged that toothless homeless lady in the alley. She was dirty but I wore a custard sleeve so it was all good.

by Eaton Holgoode February 7, 2018

Dukinfield sleeper

A firm and accurate knock out punch to the jaw # a solid un

He didnt wake up after the Dukinfield Sleeper

by The Ashton Masher June 17, 2018