Ranked Skywars

possibly the most cancerous game on the hypixel network. used to be appealing because of its fast paced theme and rewards but it's now full of blatant cheaters, closet cheaters who don't get banned even if everyone on earth and their fucking mom, cousin, and uncle knows they do, and sweaty toxic neckbeards who don't know how to interact with other humans irl. the top 5000 players get iron division, the top 1500 get gold, top 200 get diamond, and the top 10 get masters (you can't get this without cheating/boosting btw). there is equal amount of loot in mid chests for good rng and fair fights for everyone and good servers that don't lag or throw games for you at all. people do not sweat their dicks off at 1000 rating.
this game can make you feel the following:
meaningless
suicidal
uncontrollably angry

Player: i wish i could be good at ranked skywars like auror. he must be so good to get masters a lot without cheating or using mvp++!
Player 2: nah he autoclicks 20 cps dude
Player:

Player 2: it's ok, let's play tf2 instead

by milky creamy sweet semen July 28, 2021

Skylar

a person renown around the world as the Butt Dart Champion, the dreaded ass-assassin, the treacherous Rump Ranger, the swift Turd Burglar, the ominous dough nut puncher, DJ BrokeBack, a very fellatios man, a bum ninja, and the Rear Admiral of the anal sea.

person 1: "hey dude, see that guy over there? Yea, he is so Skylar, i found out yesterday!"

Person 2: "omgwtfbbq!11one! no way! He doesn't even seem it!"

by FP03 November 10, 2008

Skypaphobia

Skyphobia: The fear of skype and chronic constipation.

My friend has Skypaphobia because he fears of being caught.

by Domingo0022 June 15, 2010

skypersext

Cyber sext over Skype or ichat...

Tom is such a sklut, he skypersext all night yesterday... At least, he should use the video function, it'd be more interactive!

by Hot truck June 30, 2010

Skylar

A beautiful girl who thinks very little about herself but is a great person. Skylar is a very bipolar person once shes happy next she is having a emotional breakdown. Skylar has a pretty big ass and heart she is shy when you first meet her then turns to a crazy person. If you ever meet a Skylar consider yourself lucky. she has all the boys after her but is loyal to her one and only.

(person one) Dude who is that chick?
(person two) That is Skylar dude.
(person one) Damn she cute

by basic person December 10, 2017

Skylar

Skylar is the kind of girl who is gorgeous and amazing and shiuld care about the past to much. She is the most intelligent person. She also can be a bit crazy but for the most part she is funny, kind, and caring. She would so anyting to help out a friend in need whan she would be able to.

OMG have you met a Skylar. She i a great person.

by Great service October 16, 2018

Skylar

Skylar’s are big and whore-ish by nature but can repress it if you torment them enough emotionally.

My boyfriend is treating me like such a Skylar recently, but it’s kinda hot.

by ExposedGirl April 22, 2019