strap on

(N.) A device used as a sex toy normally amongst homosexual couples (gay males and lesbian females). Basically, a latex or plastic penis-shaped dong that is used by connecting it to some sort of harness that straps around the waist. Hence the name. Used as if it were a part of the body.

Not to be confused with a DILDO or a VIBRATOR.

Also see STRAP.

We just went to the specialty store and bought a new strap on, it's great!

by Lia'-Alida May 23, 2005

Strap

Slang for a condom

Sean: yo bruh me and Kelsey are gonna head out back to the room. You still gotta pack of straps I'm all out.
Dan: Yea check the top of my dresser. Go in brah.

by jbeezy0356 September 2, 2013

strapped

to carry a condom so you are always ready for sex.

man i hope your strapped that bitch has some shit you dont want to catch

by nick a bitch January 16, 2004

mother strapalonian

used in George Carlin's "Incomplete List of Impolite Words",the exact meaning or origin is unknown.

"Sam is a mother strapalonian. =/"

by teresa sup! November 9, 2008

strapped

Wearing an Athletic Supporter (aka Jockstrap).

When an Athletic Coach tells his team or physical education (P.E.) class to get dressed into their athletic gear, he might say, "You guys stop screwing around and get strapped."

by ADavis September 26, 2006

Strap-On Funnel

A strap-on dildo that also is a funnel that releases the human urine when the wearer feels the urge.

Maybe we could get kinky tonight and use the strap-on funnel.

by SNAILCAKES June 29, 2008

strapin

to be concealing a firearm

when you go down town you better be strapin

by poppa F December 7, 2005