sidewhacker

Those people in soft-core porns that are always off to the side, hiding behind the wall, whackin it while other people bang.

You see that Skinemax last Friday? Nothing but tits and sidewhackers.

by haroldrwiththehat October 28, 2020

sideways laughing emoji

an emoji used to express ironic laughter or to show that one does not care about something someone said to them.

person 1: bro you really need to start doing the homework in math if you want a good grade
person 2: nah fuck that🤣 (sideways laughing emoji)

by choppavans December 15, 2021

Alabama sidewinder

The act of sleeping with two or more members of the same family in one day but in seperate instances. Not to be confused with a familial three way.

Dude 1: yo dude last night I slept with Stacy and then went in the other room and banged her mom! She had no idea!

Dude 2: You gotta stop with the Alabama sidewinders man, even if stacys mom has got it goin on.

by Boofpenguin September 18, 2015

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

Vanilla sidewalk

When you snort crack off of a white girls back.

“Dude! I totally vanilla sidewalked this chick last night.”
“Was she thicc or nah”

“Yeah the crack kept falling into her ass”

by Bigtitgothgf July 12, 2020

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

barking at the sidewalk

Bending over and throwing up while outside

At first he felt alright, then suddenly he was bent over barking at the sidewalk.

by Dan Snodgrass August 11, 2006