Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Dirty Simon

When you watch gay porn and unload into your crusty 10 year old sock. To keep your secret you post on Facebook an anti gay status.

I'm straight but watched gay porn. Felt ashamed after so pulled a Dirty Simon

by No gnomes sherlock July 11, 2021

Simon Joke

A joke so sinister in its banality that it would cause any person nearby to suddenly revert to silence, and shudder.

Person: hey Simon, i heard you went out on the weekend.

Simon: yeah, with your mother! for a one night stand!

a long silence where everyone looks anywhere but at Simon.

Person: so you went alone to a movie

Simon: ............yes

by The A Man March 30, 2005

Simon

A Simon is a one of a kind man. He is beautiful, smart ass, sexy and funny. Usually he physically looks like a Greek God,with strong and beautiful legs, a huge back,big arms, green eyes and dark black hair.

He will go through fire, dragons and kingdom if he is in love with you.

He makes feel the girl he is with like a Queen. If you are with a Simon always be kind to him and fight to be by his side.

He is definitely an angel on earth.

Me: Omg this guy i an dating is amazing.

I feel great with him!!
Girl: you so lucky ! You found yourself a Simon !

by Talia25 May 25, 2017

Simone

Simone is a highley intellectual person with brown hair down to her shoulders and brown eyes. She is also very musical and like volleyball. She cares very much for others and will usually go lut of her way to help a friend.She is a very nice person but double cross her you better run fast! She takes her time in relationships and will love you forever. She is also very funny and easy to make laugh.

Guy 1: Wow, I hope that dude is okay...
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: I heard he double crossed her
Guy 2: Yep, thats a Simone!

by pizzaman143 November 29, 2017

Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonised

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

by Dbhoy February 22, 2019