shite tights

when you have sneakily put your mrs work tights on for a bit of a laugh when you are at work and accidently shite in them and then just chuck them back in her drawer and hope she doesnt notice

whats that smell in the room brian
i dont know

why you lookin at me
it always smells like this
maybe its your shite tights

by Himindoors November 24, 2018

shirtless tom

When a hot bodied boy/man named Tom is requested to take his shirt off for others amusement or for sexual reasons.

Can i get a shirtless tom in the chat?

I'm so keen for a shirtless tom right now!

by JRosey April 9, 2020

shitebaggy

A phrase originating from the lower half of Scotland, devised by a comedic genius hailing from the sunny schemes of Ayrshire. Shitebaggy is a phrase used to describe an action or the way a person is acting, it is often used when the person in question is seen to be acting in a low manner or if they are scared of something.

"Sam's just whiteyed all over the gaff" "that's well shitebaggy"

by SchemeBurd659 June 14, 2021

Shitbearphobia

Phobia of shitting bears in sleep or in general.

"I have shitbearphobia"

by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021

Shite ite

A way to say shut up if your name starts with F.

“Man you get no bitches!!” -person #1
“Shite ite” - person number 2 whines

by Fortnite god 11 December 31, 2021

Commando Shite

When you have to go to the loo where no discernable wc is available, usually performed anywhere outside ..

Fred was driving down the B6 when the tortoise started poking his head out of the shell, pulling over to the side of the road he went into the trees to have a commando shite, and when finished he wiped his arse with the leaves from the trees!!

by Horatio saint-john smythe September 1, 2009

Dirty Shirley Temple

Any type of cocktail or non-alcoholic beverage containing Rohypnol (roofies) or a cheaper substitute. It is used for the sole purpose of sexual assault, often on men.

Roger wasn't getting lucky last night so he gave some guy a dirty shirley temple and took advantage of him in the restroom.

by mixologist1 August 20, 2016