shitface

when a nigger shits on your face

"Man I was at this club last nite and there were these niggers and i got shitfaced!"

by wu tang poontang May 5, 2005

cleaveland shitface

the art of getting 100 of ur mates to line up infront of ur girlfriend then each one taking a steaming shit on her head.

d00d i gave my girlfriend the cleaveland shitface the other day

by gegewwefwef November 7, 2007

Shitfaced Bastard

1. When your face is covered in excrement and you don't have a father OR;
2. When you have been a total knob and called your mate a prick, you are known as a shitfaced bastard

Jonny: Prick.

Tom: Stop calling me a prick you shitfaced bastard!
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Jonny: Oh no! I fell in cow crap! Oh no, I just remembered Dad...

by sheeprule November 8, 2006

Shitface

Shitfacing yourself consists of smoking marijuana and getting really drunk at the same time, simply because you are screwing your system up really badly with two substances that are harmful in their own ways.

Holy, I totally shitfaced myself at the party!

by Vanessa Li December 26, 2005

shitfaced

An extremely intoxicated state of being caused by the excessive use of large quantities of alcohol or drugs. Having an appearance of being off your face.

Jeez. Andy reeks of beer
Yeah...... he's totally "shitfaced"

by Signor Dick Pic November 1, 2013

kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008

shitfacedly

a state of drunkness which usually makes an excuse for doing something.

-I'm bummed.
-why?
-i shitfacedly made out with that nasty slag last night.
-bummer.

by Tyler Bray February 20, 2008