When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort
While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.
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I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..
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Get the i sharted mug.We are playing guitar hero tonight so if we have a chance against Shanteena, we got to get her drunk first.
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Get the Sharted Mah Skimmies mug.The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.
I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!
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