scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

shit shanked and toast

after becoming shit shanked, an individual bolts past without washing their hands.. dropping a deuce and grabbing the door handle.

I went to the bathroom and man with no regards to cleanliness, walked passed me without washing his hands.. He left me shit shanked and toast I thought to myself as I grabbed the door handle...I'm not hungry any more..

by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Otter Sharted

When an Otter tried to fart but Shatted itself in the process

DAMN! THAT OTTER SHARTED IN THE OCEAN

by OtterMerps February 23, 2021

i sharted

meaning that you have shat splatters all over your pants its commonly used in ireland

i've sharted me self or i sharted myself

by Green for MEMES June 28, 2022

Shanteena

a mystical beautiful young girl who can fuck you up in some guitar hero.

We are playing guitar hero tonight so if we have a chance against Shanteena, we got to get her drunk first.

by Oscarmontes October 28, 2008

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.

I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!

by Tracyusa August 18, 2010