Shaned

The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.

When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...

by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010

Shareed

(a) the act of fornicating with the intent of thrusting ones penis through a vagina until it hits their partner's skull

(b) givin a girl some "deep dick"

Guy: Ay you seen shorty at the mall? She gonna get shareed son

Guy 2: Negro please! You aint gonna hit that right! she is not down for your angry inch

by Nas80 January 11, 2008

shaheed

A Martyr killed in the name of Islam.

Often terrorists believe they will become shaheed if they go an kill some innocent people with a bomb strapped around their chest.

A more accurate definition of a shaheed would be a person who threw himself in front of a gunshot pointed toward a little baby (regardless of faith) because to protect the innocent (among other things) is Islaamic

the person who grabs the suicide bomber and blows themselves up before the bomber could get on the bus

by shattershawdy August 25, 2005

Shaved Harambe

When your tits are out, your dicks are out, but life is still a meaningless void which hope cannot penetrate.

My meal card isn't good at Quiznos? Literally NOBODY has it worse than I do. Life is such a Shaved Harambe bro.

by Thaddeus P. Heizenwalder February 8, 2017

Saeed

He is such an amazing footballer. Beautiful afro and is future ronaldo

boy: I wish I was good like Ronaldo
boy 2: why not wish to be Saeed? He is way better

by niganiga November 4, 2021

shweeds

It's that brown seedy shit that niggas be smokin wen they broke.

"Zac slang them shweeds out of Gary's lac when they was swangin sippin on that oil."

by Dishblasta August 4, 2006

sheedy 24

When you fuck a girl in the ass in a public bathroom.

Eh bro, i just pulled a sheedy 24 on that chick at the party last night

by westly_d_lewis October 13, 2010