the coolest show ever, strictly about nothing. has almost no storyline, besides the many relationships they all have, and general misfortunes that occur in the everyday life of four unusual (yet very common) characters. there is always a stranger in every episode, who's life inevidably get ruined by one of the four main characters, elaine benes, george costanza, jerry seinfeld, or cosmo kramer.
cosmo kramer- jerry's next door neighbor who truly believes that he can use all of jerry's things whenever he wants to. does not work, but makes enough money to survive and buy random objects if he so pleases. is a complete and total spaz, has out there views on everything, yet women find him extremely attractive.
george costanza- a short, stalky, slow-witted bald man, as he is commonly discribed on the show, who, while he goes in and out of long periods of unemployment, generally gets women when he wants them. has lived with his parents, and does have an anger problem.
elaine benes- an attractive, smart woman, who is always sleeping with someone else, and has on and off relationships with david puddy. while she is smart and always has a good job, she lacks common sense. she and jerry have dated but... as commonly said... it didn't work out.
jerry seinfeld- a stand up comedian who always has a woman and always finds a way to screw it up. loves cereal and superman, and is always trying to conceal a smile. while jerry seinfeld (screen name and real name) can't act worth beans, he is absolutly hilarious to watch.
seinfeld is truly hilarious, and should be watched by all. they have the most interesting characters of any show ever, and are truly timeless. don't miss the contest, the soup nazi, or, the forbidden episode which isn't in syndication, the puerto rican day parade.
cosmo kramer- jerry's next door neighbor who truly believes that he can use all of jerry's things whenever he wants to. does not work, but makes enough money to survive and buy random objects if he so pleases. is a complete and total spaz, has out there views on everything, yet women find him extremely attractive.
george costanza- a short, stalky, slow-witted bald man, as he is commonly discribed on the show, who, while he goes in and out of long periods of unemployment, generally gets women when he wants them. has lived with his parents, and does have an anger problem.
elaine benes- an attractive, smart woman, who is always sleeping with someone else, and has on and off relationships with david puddy. while she is smart and always has a good job, she lacks common sense. she and jerry have dated but... as commonly said... it didn't work out.
jerry seinfeld- a stand up comedian who always has a woman and always finds a way to screw it up. loves cereal and superman, and is always trying to conceal a smile. while jerry seinfeld (screen name and real name) can't act worth beans, he is absolutly hilarious to watch.
seinfeld is truly hilarious, and should be watched by all. they have the most interesting characters of any show ever, and are truly timeless. don't miss the contest, the soup nazi, or, the forbidden episode which isn't in syndication, the puerto rican day parade.
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A rural equestrian neighborhood in Central Florida considered to be for very wealthy people only until relative standards were raised by the Central Florida housing boom and fancy subdivisions in Chuluota. Kids living there are either sheltered (helped by being surrounded by woods and many rich white retirees) or have escaped past their 5 acre lots and golfing parents into the drug and STD-infested town of Geneva.
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Seinfeld comes on THREE times a day in syndication in my town, and so does The Simpsons, so there's not too much else to watch between 5:00 and 8:00 on weeknights.
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Trucker 1 "Hey Boomer, I'm 10-8 to the Windy City, I fancy slip seating Mrs Boomer, 42?"
Trucker 2 "That's a big 10-4 Admiral Scuttlebutt. I'll be checking out the Junk Buzzard of a lot lizard in Choo-Choo town"
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Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I am 'King of the county'.
Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.
Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.
Kramer: Yo Yo Ma!
George: I am 'King of the county'.
Elaine: I'm 'Queen of the castle'.
Jerry: 'Lord of the manor'.
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