Serbia

Serbia is a brave and heroic country wich is why so many people are jelous and hate Serbia. Serbia has played crucial role in allies victory throughout the first and second world wars. Serbia fought and one three major wars, the First and Second Balkan War as well as World War One. Serbs have fought to free Serbia first from Turkish occupation, then from Bulgarian and from combined Austro-Hungarian, Bulgarian and German occupation. In all the three wars the Serbs showed extreme heroism and endurance. Many years later when "Macedonia" was to secede from Yugoslavia in 1992 (Macedonia was Serbian land before WWI) not one shot was fired. The explanation for this is the fact that in the civil wars of 1990's the Serbs NEVER fought to "grab other people's lands." The lie that the Serbs were "landgrabbers" (and not defenders of their ancient lands and property) was repeated, by the Western propaganda. In recent wars the Serbs fiercely fought only on territories where they felt that their population will be maltreated (In Croatia & Bosnia) by the new powers that are to take control over those lands. In Eastern Orthodox Macedonia there was no such threat for Eastern Orthodox Serbs.

Note: that Croats and Slovenes asked the Serbs after world war one, the victorious side in the World War to accept them into the union. The Serbs did NOT form "Great Serbia", they treated Croats and Slovenes as equal (The serbs later named the country Yugoslavia instead of Serbia, which is fiar). This, despite the fact that many Croats and Muslims fought with the enemy (Austria-Hungaria), and many of them committed atrocities on the defenceless population of Serbia during its occupation by the enemy troops. The Serbs were prepared to forgive.

The Serbs achieved their war aim after world war one. They have liberated other South Slavs. They did it at tremendous price to their population. The Serbs had invested TWO Serbian states into Yugoslavia. Croats and Slovenes invested nothing.

by Serbiaisthebestfucktherest December 28, 2005

Serbia

A lovely country against which has people that just love to write shit about Croatia, just deepening the differences and conflicts. Even now, when no normal person thinks any less of Serbs just because they are Serbs, they have this need to ensure the world that they are the good guys... When they're just the same as Croats. Wars have no winners.

Also, the homeland of Stefan Kapičić.

I'm going to Serbia.
Those Serbs look hot... To bad they're seventeen and shitting about a war they know nothing about.

by TinkerBellCro January 28, 2012

seronja

shithead

in Croatian litterary means someone who shits alot.
in slang someone who is stupid and talks alot.

you are such shithead !

Baš si seronja!

by blelula January 7, 2011

Serb spelling

This is not an insult to Serbs or their grammar! It's actually a slanger word for Illiterate people that post on internet.

See,Serbian language is one of the hardest to learn but its writing is very simple: "Read as you write,write as you read", as their late-medival grammar reformist Vuk Stefanovic Karadzic told it.

Even thou most,if not all, people that fit in the definition of "Serb spellers" never heard of Vuk, how Serbs spell,or even of Serbia, they still use their writing method in the ENGLISH grammar.

P.S. "S.S.S." (Stop Serb Spelling) is getting increasingly popular as a slanger word to illeterate people.

Person1: I bin tinking hou iz dis kul???

Person 2: I've been thinking, how is this cool? ***

Person 1: okej!! :P

Person 2: Stop Serb Spelling! (S.S.S.)

by Nikola-Tesla August 31, 2011

serb

Serb..coming form the race serbians..
serbs are south slavs from the peninsula, and jugoslavija & the kingdom of serbs..
Serb is a meaning for one person who comes from the race serbian.. it is a shorcut.. eg: she is a serb ( instead of she is a serbian girl)
Serbs are from the kingdom of serbs, but now form serbia & montenegro.. we serbs are similar to the greeks, russians & macedonians..
We all believe in one thing :: god
we all have the same religion :: ORTHODOX
we all have the same belief :: god (Boga), the virgin mary (bogorodica), jesus (isus), our saints (sveti jovan, sveti sava, sveti vasulije and so on)
we all have the same christmas, eatser :: christmas (Bozic) JANUARY 7TH , easter (uskrus) APRIL but is always 1 week after the Australian EASTER)
Any serb would know this :P
Greeks, russians & macedonians r our orthodox borthers & sisters.. through our religion.. beliefs.. friendships, countires boardering eachother.. we are connected.

I am serbian.. :) my parents are serbs, my dad is a serb.. he was in the war against the croatz.. we won :).. our country was fromaly called YUOGLSAVIJA (yuoglsavia) (kingdom of serbs), it then changed to SERBIJA, now formaly known as SERBIA & MONTENEGRO (srbija i crna gora).
our history goes far back in the 15 bc.. the turks took over our country.. we got it back.. many ciities were ruined.. our food and music changed. but not too much, we still have traditional serbian food and music.. AND our religion stood strong.. ORTHODOX.. we are not the type of people to be pushed around by muslims or any other religion.. we got out country back after a war with the Ottoman Empire and his Ottoman Turks.. KARADJORJE is our hero.. (rather not tell you all the details, but he killed the empire)
We are serbs.. we are not affraid of anything, were religious people, who believe in god, jesus and the virgin mary, we go along our daily lifes praying and believing and having faith in our religious beliefs.
We follow our comandments, and go to church every sunday, before a saint day.. a few days before christmas, a few days before easter.
We are not anoying people, we are not refugee's, we are not non slavic.. we are not catholic.. we are not what you people assume us to be.. why don't you's come to our country.. and see how it is, and see WHAT : our food is, our music, our events, our churches and OUR PEOPLE.
We are not refugee's.
We are serbs from SERBIA & MONTENEGRO..
with the backgrounds of : bosna (bosnia & hercigovina), kosovo.

by serb 4 life PRAVOSLAVAC November 2, 2005

Serbo-Croatian

A languague made up of Serbian and Croatian words.

Serbo-Croatian was the official languague of ex-Yugoslavia.

by Drazen April 25, 2004

Serbia

A fascist country ruled over by the granddaughter of Adolf Hitler. It is also often called "West Romania". It is located to the west of Romania. The people here love company because they have many group activities to do in town such as:

1) Punching orphans

2) Kicking puppies

3) Pushing an old lady onto the street

4) Praying that one day they'll be as free as the DPRK

5) Sucking their own dicks

and many others.

To enter Serbia, you need to be alive, since if you are dead, or close to dying you will be kicked out. That way Serbia has a 0% mortality rate. If you die it will only count 5 days after the authorities have found your body. Their healthcare hasn't had an incident since 1991, since then their healthcare is located in Albania. You are not allowed to leave either, thus they don't have an emigration problem.

Serbia is consisted of 5 provinces:

1) Vojvodina

2) Serbia proper

3) Kosovo

4) Montenegro

5) Bosnia

The language is Serbian and it is a beautiful language. The most important phrases in Serbian are:

"Jebo ti Bog mater bre" meaning "Have a good day", it's used commonly as a greeting, and "Slava drugu Titu" meaning "Me and my family will be executed in 3 days on the main square"

Overall I'd recommend giving Serbia a go, I give it a solid 7.8/10

Dude1: "Hey have you been to Serbia"

Dude2: "Of course bro, sick place"

Dude3:"Slava drugu Titu"

Dude1:"Damn, it was nice knowing you"

by The Christmas bee February 3, 2019