Knee Surgery

A surgery that is performed in the knees and kneecaps, and commonly involves the tibia and femur.

Person A: "Hey! What's new with you?"
Person B: "I'm really nervous about my knee surgery tomorrow..."
Person A: "Is it that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow?"

by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024

shit surgery

one who undergoes surgery of the Colon, Rectum, or Sphincter.

hey, are you ready for your shit surgery?
idk... im kinda nervous...

by GABEBESTX1771 February 26, 2025

plastique surgery

What Achmed ended up performing on himself when he inadvertently hit da detonation-button on Hassan's bomb.

No matter how severe or colossal dat you perceive your degree of unattractiveness, there should be no need to resort to plastique surgery --- modern-day medical wizardly offers far-safer and less-drastic methods of improving one's looks!

by QuacksO March 1, 2025

Jaw Surgery

when you get battered cause you're queer you need jaw surgery !

"OMG what happened!"
"i got battered because im a little gay boy"
"LMAO you need jaw surgery"

inspired by Joshua's heartbreaking story. We will always have him in our thoughts cause he is half metal.

by Emzz August 29, 2025

heart surgery

something that i hope i won't have to get

My body has been feeling weird lately for 6 weeks with short breath and chest pain. I am concerned about heart failure and if i need heart surgery.

by jarsubo January 9, 2026

thumb reduction surgery

a term often used when having a thumb war. when your thumb is unnaturally larger than most peoples thumbs. Its what you choose to get when you are self concience about the freakishly large phalangie on your hand so you decide to "size it down". can also be used as a term to put down someone elses large hands.

dude seriously? yo mammas hands so big she needed some thumb reduction surgery!

by slyflyingninja January 13, 2011

Buckeye Bung Surgery

More commonly known as Anal retread procedure, is the surgery required by all Ohio State fans after The Game today. Buckeye Bung Surgery is usual sought by patients due to lack of anal elasticity. Failure to have procedure will cause rogue turds failing from you anus and a very unhappy lover. Go Blue.

Zachs asshole is so blown out after The Game today his boyfriend will surely be scheduling a a Buckeye Bung Surgery appointment.

by HFP06 November 26, 2016