phalangie
phalangie by bananalover99 September 5, 2017
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Phalange
A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.
Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019
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Phalangeitis
An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.
Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012
phalangeal penetration
to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"
"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."
phalangeal penetration by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008
phalangitis
Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls
phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018
Phalange
Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.
Phalange by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012
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