Scrambled eggs and ketchup is road rash. Typically this happens form bicycle, motorcycle, scooter and skateboarding accidents on the road. The victim's skin is scratched up into small pills and when mixed with the oozing blood, it looks like scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Oh man did you see Mike eat down that hill. His knee and arm were totally scrambled eggs and ketchup.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
Ouch! It looks like somebody ordered scrambled eggs and ketchup for lunch. Didn't i tell you not to wear shorts when riding that Ninja.
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The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
by JRBlack July 7, 2016
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Get the scrimpled mug.something that can refer to a human being that is utterly stupid and ridiculously useless in every way. If you were in a car you would make them sit in the boot because they have no IQ and feel it is a seat.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
The word scrumple also co-insides with the word Moronic Idiot.
by Theonemanmission December 6, 2012
Get the Scrumple mug.On a night out when you realise that the place is guna run out of toilet roll and you steal some for later, that, is called scrumple.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
A pro will have scrumple before they even go out.
Don’t worry mate, I’ve got plenty of scrumple.
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
Have you got any scrumple?
Shit there’s no loo roll in here, has anyone got any scrumple?
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