Scott's Law

Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.

Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?

by Blevins February 9, 2010

Dirty Scott

To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.

"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."

by THE Dirty Scott October 30, 2011

Nega Scott

1. a villain in Scott Pilgrim
2. an annoying user on xat with ID ShangDynasty who sexually god mods and is obsessed with sex, unknown why he has friends.

(1.) {No sentence available}
(2.) Stop it Nega Scott!

by Speak With Your Heart May 25, 2014

Scott Baio

Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."

Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"

by twist weeblow September 5, 2007

Scottish handcuffs

When you can't shake someone's hand or pick up your phone because you are double-fisting drinks, either because you are holding your significant other's, or because you're a lush and ordered Scotch and Guinness.

Ahh, crap my phone is ringing and I've got Scottish handcuffs. Hold my beer, damnit!

by bass_n_treble November 5, 2010

Scottie P. says

An informent of all things wise and intelligent.

A Scottie P. is also a extremely attractive and multitalented genius who is a modern day scholar and is transcending everyday life

Thats Scottie P. says sign is blowing my mind!
Yo that shit was almost Scottie P. like!

by Timmy2shoes November 21, 2010

Scottie Barnes

The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES

OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA

by Her Fav Person ever (D) December 1, 2021