schliement

Bottled semen mixed with vaginal fluids, left in the sun for approximately 69.937485 days until properly "ripe". Then sold on the Cambodian black market for massive amounts of money or various sexual favors from minors. It is used primarily in South East Asia for various tasks ranging from massage oil to seasoning.

That schliement got me that guwop! Plus little Jimmy could sure work a shaft.

I dare you to drink some schliement, I'll give you ten bucks.

by Srilankan Scrotum Slayer December 9, 2013

schliebs

Is a freak, he spits on the pussy before he eats it. Schliebs is the master of making the ladies squirt, what his penis lacks in size, schliebs makes up for it with swag, and alcohol.

Dude, he is a total schliebs
Check out that schliebs

by Dictionary_2014 February 19, 2014

schmeal

to hit a vape

“dude i just schmealed in the school bathroom”

by hinghamhoe123 November 27, 2021

schmear

A word similar to shebang. It means, the whole thing.

She bought the computer, the printer, the whole schmear.

by Anastasia DeLuciano December 6, 2004

schmeckel

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007

Schmeckel

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."

My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.

by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011

schmeck

distasteful sundry items. operant term is "taste"

Get that schmeck off my table! His source code was full-o-schmeck.

by Bartholomew Shmeckmeister October 21, 2007