The Schizophrenic horde

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Hym "Oh? Does the Schizophrenic horde think I should care about the Schizophrenic horde more than myself? One cannot be truly virtuous without tending to the limbs of the thing that feeds on your suffering. Ha! It's like that zombie movie I always reference. Where the zombies can talk and one of them talks his girlfriend until letting him eat her brains. 'but baby. You're so smart and beautiful. I know that your brains would taste the best of all. I need it. If you loved me you'd let me eat your brains' ~ other people. Hahahahaha! Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous! And 'No.' We're not doing that."

by Hym Iam June 16, 2022

schitzapolaroid

When a person can be photographed one day and look fabulous then the next day they look like a bag of assholes.

Sara: look at these pics of sally she looks like a completly different person. really good in this one shocking in that one.

Jane: Yeah sallys a bit of a schitzapolaroid

by jayneybaybey March 26, 2008

schizas

A named from Greek decent. Schizas means "with knives" in greek.

pronounced: ski-z-us

Christos Schizas: hey I'm Greek and my name mean (christos) christ (schizas) with knives.

by lena9492 June 21, 2010

schizer

scatalogical. having to do with poo. the sexual act of crapping on your mate.

want to watch some schizer videos?

by bbbboooonnnneeee September 19, 2003

Schizophrenia

A stigmatized mental disorder that isn't biologically understood, but can be diagnosed with the patients confirmation of auditory and visual hallucinations when the patient is sober. It could be drug induced or something involving these features, but a symptom of another category like schizo-affective or h.p.p.d. is possible due to the broad terms and should be inferred upon with a licensed Doctor in case it's being caused by something you can change.

*photo of Beiber and Selena Gomez*

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"Justin Beiber is gay!"

Come on now he's just a musician...

"Justin Beiber is gay."

I don't like Justin Beiber...

*turn on t.v. it's Justin Beiber in the news*

*you hear someone outside*

*you realize what you're watching and change the channel*

*it's silent*

*you look back at the t.v.*

"Baby, baby, ooh, Baby, baby"

"Where the fuck is that coming from!!! Do I have schizophrenia?

by WeslyWillis August 26, 2013

ray schazz

A fake name that Fresh and Indi gave to dumbass juiceheads to sell them bunk ass steriodsdashazabol , made out of coffee creamer and enriched flour, and a little bit of jizz.

Indi: Hey Fresh!@!# I just sold another bottle of "ray Shazz'z" Dashazabol to two fuckheads!!!
Fresh: damn, those ass monkeys are some serious fuckheads!!!
Indi: lets go buy us some lap dances from dem fat ass black bitches!!
Fresh: aight...

by india jones February 28, 2005

schiza

In Polish - something stupid, messed up.

Ten film to jakas schiza.
(This movie is a 'schiza'.)

by Definicjusz February 22, 2004