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Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.
Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

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"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
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scanter

A bitchy little remark whispered into someone's ear about a person standing in front of them.
Liz and Jane were made a jealous scanter remark about Beau and his flawless hair.
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shannert

shannert is mommy
she shall be protected by everyone
love shannert
and love her booty
I WANT SHANNERT TO FUCK ME
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shannert

she is beauty and grace
love her with all your mighty heart
she is queen
love shannert
and love her booty
everyone: I WANT SHANNERT TO FUCK ME
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spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.
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scatner

a person who can never find anything
you are such a scatner
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scatner

the word to describe someone who can never find anything
he is such a scatner! he can never find his keys
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