16in. Softball

Softball only played on the southside of chicago in which gloves are not used. A new 16in. Softball made by DeBeers must be used. with dual 1st. bases to prevent spiking, the ball is rock hard in the begining and turns into a true "softball" at the end. For which the game of taping a $100 bill to it, setting it on top of a 6in. Sch80 pipe, pounded into the ground with a half stick of tnt in said pipe after it is lit. First person to catch the ball wins the money, also will be the first person to actually catch the damn ball in history. Played just like 12in. softball with 10 players in the field.

Chicago man: Yeah i would like to go bowling , but i got a 16in. softball game in grant park tonight.
Tinley Park man: oh i play sofball too. im in a coed 12in. league with my sister.
Chicago man: I never knew you sucked cock.

by Tatty is a homo October 27, 2007

softball

Baseball for girls.

by hb November 4, 2003

Saft

Not hard; Scottish for soft.

Aw man ah cannae munch they biscuits, they're aw pure saft as fuck

by Mad FUCKING Wullie June 3, 2004

softball

National game of the lesbian nation

lesbos play softball

once i screwed a lesbo, hence she become a bisoftual

by brainwash August 25, 2004

Softball

A sport that is only played by goddesses (females) and was created to show boys how it’s done

*baseball is created*
*everybody loves baseball*

*softball is created*

*everybody loves softball*
Girls : *fistbumb

Boys : *cry

by King2864 February 23, 2019

softboys

Term to describe male technology workers. Derived from their physical appearance: slightly overweight and pudgy, hiding their bodies in pale "comfort-fit" khakis and button-down shirts. Mostly used during the dotcom era.

See those softboys over there heading off to Starbucks for their afternoon lattes?

by MC December 5, 2003

softball player

Another term for "lesbian".

That Jenny, she's turned into quite the softball player.

What do you mean? She's all of a sudden into sports?

Yeah...and girls.

by nicky v. July 7, 2006