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what are you smoking?

when someone thinks you may be acting weird due to drugs, mostly said as a joke and they probs dont rlly think ur on drugs. say this to people when they say cringy crap or are just weird.
owen: what are you smoking? LOL
mike: I'm smoking your mom
by MonicaChan April 19, 2022
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smoking is bad for you

A phrase that wankers, cock suckers, preps, and fuck wits cannot help but utter when they see a smoker happily enjoying a cigarette.
A) Smoking is bad for you.
B) Holy shit! This stuff is bad for me?!?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!?! Oh wait, there's a FUCKING WARNIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE PACK, WHICH I SEE EVERY GODDAMNED DAY! PISS OFF, YOU COCK-SUCKING-PREPPY-ASSED-FUCK-WITTED-WANKER!
by Tony Rocky Horror January 3, 2004
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smoking up

to "toke"; to smoke marijuana.
yo!dude!! we were just smoking up, where the fuck where you??
by sh0tybumbati June 18, 2009
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Snocking

The unusual practice of biting and/or swallowing the bubbles
emitted whilst flatulating underwater. This can be achieved
by the individual or by another party.
"What the heck are you doing!?"
"Snocking!"
"What the hell is that?"
"Biting fart bubbles!"
(As seen in the 1970's porn comedy "Gums!")
by Acinad6 May 25, 2008
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smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property
Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!
by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016
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Socking

A variant of Docking. When two males make contact with each other’s penis heads. One male must be uncircumcised while the other is not. The male with the extra foreskin, slides his sheath over the circumcised males penis. Creating a sock.
“Hey Brice.” “Yah Thad”. While docking tonight let’s kick it up a notch and try Socking!”
“Bro! my cock is so cold!” “Don’t worry buddy, I’m uncircumcised! I’ll sock you!”
by Duckystyle October 17, 2018
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smoking roaches

A phrase made up by Vetti to be used in two ways:

A) To describe the action of smoking the roach (last bit of) of a joint from a pipe or other smoking device.

B) Used as a replacement for "I'm low on weed!"
A) Man, I decided to start smoking roaches last night to save my stash for the weekend.

B) I don't care how good it is, man, I'm so desperate for weed, I'm smoking roaches!
by The Vetti July 29, 2008
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