by El Dorko March 23, 2009
Get the Dick Salad mug.Marvin's addition of craisins, croutons, cheese, and sugared pecans turned his originally healthy lunch into a 2500-calorie bowl of salad candy.
by bobo76 December 1, 2014
Get the Salad candy mug.When a girl invites you to to a salad in a jar party but uses the jar to hold your jizz to one day use against you in a paternity case
"Hey Gerald wanna come to my salad in a jar party?"
"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"
"No thank you I don't want to unknowingly become a father"
by Gerald Boy November 23, 2016
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by Dickzilla4 June 7, 2018
Get the salad jockey mug.Multiple handicapped people, with various handicapps, gathered together in the same place at the same time
When I was on vacation this summer I had the chance to see the special olympics. Man, that is the biggest Tard Salad I have ever seen!!
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
When working in a group home with handicapped people one must be careful to keep them seperated at all times. If you let them form a Tard Salad they could over power you.
by S.Mendez June 16, 2010
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Get the pubey salad mug.A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.
I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.
by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011
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