Ritz

Ritz is Ritalin! It's Vitamin R! It helps to relax you if you are ADHD!

Gotta pop 20mg of Ritz and a beer to breeze through my homework. Then sleep.

by CynderFanclub April 12, 2024

Ritz of certiorari

Requests for appeal of a decision regarding one or more round light crunchy crackers.

If junk-food-craving children are told dat they may not have more/any 7-hole-perforated flour-discs, they would love to request Ritz of certiorari to challenge said restriction.

by QuacksO April 21, 2024

Ritzament

An ornament filled with Ritz peanut butter crackers.

"Hey Mom, did you hang up the Ritzaments?"

by DanTheMan2343 December 6, 2024

Riftz

someone that is better than everyone else

wow im such a Riftz

by k4asted February 28, 2025

Riftz

A guy who likes omni-man dihh 💔 and is sprkler’s dad

and takes it up the asshole on thursdays by nicole (pegging)

“why are you acting like riftz rn”

by big goon March 1, 2025

Retzoid

Retzoid means to be unbelievably incompetent and/or dull. Another use of this word could be to describe someone to be extra terrestrial and alienlike.

Created by Joseph Ceshion, 2021.

Dude 1: “Did you hear about Dylan Parry?”

Dude 2: “Yes! Gosh he is such a Retzoid!”

by JoeCesh August 6, 2025

Sloppy ritz

A term used for sloppy seconds from a bird that comes from money.

Dave- I just shagged Olivia

Kev- you just got Richards sloppy ritz

by The Magnificent Spaff Master November 21, 2019