rectum stretcher

To stretch someones rectum to the point of pain.

Man... Jill's rectum was stretched so out of porportion it was weird.

by brownsound October 5, 2004

rectumify

(verb)to make an arse of

you really rectumified that

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

Rectum Wrangler

One who views the human anus as a means for venting anger. These dangerous people destroy anuses worldwide with fierce thrusts of their genitalia.

Peter:Look out Billy-John, I hear there's been sightings of an rectum wrangler in town Billy-John: Oh no Peter! We should plug our anuses to prevent total destruction!

by werALLskrewd November 3, 2010

rectum ranger

The term often used for a middle aged man who engages in same sex endeavours.

jonno is often seen frequenting men only bars, its been said that hes a know rectum ranger

by hes a right uphill gardener February 22, 2019

Rectumfy

To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.

I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.

by Heywowlookitsme November 2, 2019

walking rectum

A person who is not merely an asshole, but much much worse.

Oh yeah, I know Kevin, and I think he is a walking rectum.

by Tony666 February 17, 2008

rectoplasm

slimy feces that requires excessive wiping to discard and often leaves the anus feeling squishy,wet and unclean

Though he was sure he'd wiped thouroughly, John could still fell the uncomfortable wettness of rectoplasm between his cheeks.

by fuad ramses January 30, 2004