Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019

Ramen Noodle Day

kick anyone named zyra on Ramen noodle day!

*kicks someone named zyra* Zyra: Why did you kick me?
Me: Oh its just ramen noodle day!

by YourLocalMailMan November 3, 2019

Ramey

Taking the most fattest bong rip known to man, absolutely demolishing your lungs, coughing for 10 minutes straight. Achieving a high only known to beings of another dimension

I pulled a Ramey last night and l fucking died lmao

by TehKang December 16, 2019

Ramen Slut

1) the act of finding sexual enjoyment from sucking off ramen
2) managing to reach orgasm levels from eating ramen

"Mary is such a Ramen Slut" - Judy

Mary proceeds to orgasm while eating her ramen

by Skeletondremmer March 3, 2020

ramenpill

A term to describe someone who shits and cums and pisses in their ramen bowl soup and then chug it afterwards

Beta virgin

My name is ramenpill and I like cock D:

by pipedyourmom1738 April 12, 2021

Bong Ramen

Low quality weed. Like ramen, it fills the bowl, but provides little other incentive for consumption.

dude do you have any good weed? All I've got is this crappy bong ramen.

by 3volver March 19, 2011

Death Ramen

A type of ramen noodles that will burn as much going in as it does going out. It is popular with college students who are short on money.

Shortly after eating death ramen, Bob got the shits. Little did Bob know, the worst was yet to come. Exactly one hour later, Bob ran to the bathroom and completely obliterated the toilet.

by PirateTrav August 26, 2013