purple steamer

A penis ready for action. A wang that is so full of blood it appears purple.

Dude she wanted it so bad last night so i whipped out the purple steamer and let her have it.

by Gaaaa January 28, 2014

purple loafers

A soft, feminine shoe for men - sometimes available in purple. If you're not the artist formally known as 'Prince' you should never wear purple loafers because you will look a lot like a camp German B-movie villain. A clear symbol of mental breakdown.

Hey, dude! This guy just went full Purple Loafers on us. Call him a doctor.

by monkey500 November 20, 2014

purple brain pillow

a disillusional high after taking to many drugs

I see a purple brain pillow, man I'm there

by Batmans-sexy-self October 11, 2015

purple ron

Generally, an American Indian, with a big purple dick.

Dude, did you see that big Indian dick!? That's a purple Ron, if I've ever seen one!

by B Shawn May 7, 2018

Purple Potatoes

Depression

Jim: Yeet I'm purple potatoes

Josh: Oh hell nah! We gotta fix this

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018

Purple sleeves

A temporally depressed teenage girl who’s sexually attracted to her cousin

Cousin 1. If you haven’t noticed I’ve worn my purple sleeves

Cousin 2. I knew I was wet for a reason

by Cousins in love January 16, 2021

Purple guy

If you are a purple guy you are called William

The purple guy killed kids in a pizzeria.
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+

by Rurer February 3, 2022