When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.
Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".
by Knowledge man April 27, 2020
Get the Dick printing mug.the pattern that a vulva makes when pressed against a surface. As each fingerprint is unique, so is each pussy-print.
The police officer was able to identify the suspect at the crime scene (a nude swimming pool for super-models) based solely on her pussy-print. The quick-thinking officer took a picture of the water-mark the suspect's vulva made against a bench at the swimming pool before it dried in the hot sun. After taking the pussy-print of each super-model at the pool using a soft clay mold pressed gently, yet firmly, against her vulva, the suspect (who had a glabrous, well-defined labia-majora and a trim labia-minora with crinkles at the edges reminiscent of orchid's petals) was identified.
by wouldaben December 19, 2010
Get the pussy-print mug.The juice or nectar that flows from the gash of an aroused female homosapien, when left as a straight swath of residue on some object (such as a couch or sheet) that made direct contact with the aforementioned gash.
Damn holmes, after I done crushed Meds in the hiney hine, she drag a big ole snail print across my moms new sectional couch.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
Hey Jones, come smell this snail print.
by Buzz October 18, 2006
Get the snail print mug.Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.
Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!
by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008
Get the monkey print mug.Me: I don't need no job.
Other person: Why not?
Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.
Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
Other person: Why not?
Me: Cause I'm a muh-fuckin printer. I print my own goddamn money.
Other person: Go ahead, hustler, make that money.
by Da printer October 25, 2009
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