Bleach and a priest

Things that people with a dirty mind need. Bleach to clean and a priest to take away the sins

Ew that’s gross! You need some bleach and a priest

by Ebbsbebs November 26, 2018

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

Priesting

When a religious male engages in coitus with an underage child of the male persuasion.

Lately, they're all priesting little boys.

by dmitri novak November 8, 2010

Priest Tea

The intoxicating sweat of little molested alter boys that the priest drinks in his off time.

After his sermon father desmond sat down and drink a cup of Priest Tea

by JahRezac September 26, 2010

Priest River

That one town every one avoids because it reminds them of some sort of strange place that their car will break down in and will get butt fucked by every single hick ass male in town.

Guy1: Dude take a left here.
Guy2: Hell no that place is a Priest River!!!!
Guy1: Your right, I don't want to lose my ass virginity.

by Tall Hank June 18, 2009

priestophile

having sex with a Catholic priest or any other priest. usually the priest will be the active and the other person is the passive. A priest would usually have sex with little boys.

Keith: A priestophile had sex with me in a confessional and he raped me hard, and im afriad to tell the pope.
Matt: Yeah, we should tell the pope, since he made my butt 5 inches wider. i wonder who else he had sex with?

by Matthew Savage August 24, 2006

Priebe

A person who likes to hear the sound of his own voice. A relationship expert - will give out advice while sharing thoughts on one's own experience/inexperience. Will explain the same thing in ten different ways. Usually refers to one specific encounter with a girl.

Laura: I'm so bummed about my boyfriend breaking up with me.
Priebe: Hey, hey...you're a good person. This reminds me of a time with this one girl...

by Zack Hanson February 15, 2007