Pretzel Sex

a pretzel rod slid in and out of a regular preztel

friend one: yO EVER HEARD OF PRETZEL SEX-?? :D

friend two: lmao wtf is that some bed position

friend one: TRY IT OUT D U D E

((Lmao this is a joke--))

by LilyIsSoSmart September 15, 2018

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Pretirement

The period of time from infancy to the start of preschool where a child doesn’t have to go to school or work.

Mom 1: How is little Albert doing?

Mom 2: He’s fine. Just enjoying his pretirement.

by CowBellJoe April 3, 2019

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Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

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Pretzel

To twist someone into the shape of a pretzel while beating them up.

Talk shit one more time and im gonna pretzel u.

by Sisski August 4, 2019

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Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

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The Pretzel Pleasure is when you take a really long but skinny python of a penis, and move it while flaccid into a pretzel shape. Then you superglue into that shape, and get erect, then pleasure your girl (or homies) with your new girthier penis.

Can you believe Gaivery did that?!?!
Yeah, Dan would never have accepted it unless he was taking it Pretzel Pleasure style.

by Clamarco's Papachino September 25, 2019

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