poutisserie

1. when a pou eats rotisserie chicken
2. a niche microcelebrity that is one of two funniest people ever and also loves kamden(pou) a whole lot

"i cant believe my pou became poutisserie"

by cieblanket May 21, 2023

Poutined

The act of having a sexual release during defecation.

Releasing sexually over a pile of diarrhea or shit.

He poutined when he realized he had total control.

by pornstitute October 8, 2023

Royal Poutine

A Burger King poutine made with onion rings instead of french fries

This Angry Royal Poutine is the best thing I've ever eaten... ever.

by Dr Fraiser Crane December 17, 2011

Puss pouts

Being or becoming sad due to sexual frustration or rejection.

*Reaching over to girlfriend to fuck* getting rejected into a cuddle.. rolling over to show your displeasure.. girlfriend, " Aww, does my big man have the puss pouts?"

by Acie393 March 11, 2021

Pauly Pissy Pouty Pants

Throwing a fit cause you don't get what you want. After you throw a fit you go in the other room and pout with a pissy attitude.

You don't need to be suchappy a Pauly pissy pouty pants

by Betty6969 July 18, 2021

poutine

Here, this is from a Canadian. This is what poutine is.

Take a potatoe. Cut it into thing rods. Deep-fry it. Pour hot turkey gravy, (Yes, turkey, Quebec, the province next to mine, is unsuitable for bovine farming, although there are some pockets here and there,) on the deep-fried potatoe-sticks (fries). Add some white cheddar cheese curds, let the curds melt, or pop a few in your mouth. Eat with a fork.

There you go.

You Americans don't know what you're missing.

"My caf serves poutine."

by Alexander Girard October 9, 2005

pouties

just like pouting but cuter

I'll miss you baby, no pouties now

by NoPouties July 25, 2010