Pork Hammock

When you stretch your ballsack skin out flat and taut and your flaccid penis rests upon it. An ideal serving suggestion for presenting your cock to your lover’s hungry mouth.

Rachel wanted to blow my knob so I gave her the pork hammock.

My roommate walked around the house doing the pork hammock.

I did a little pork hammock last night in the mirror. I was bored.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018

pork pal

A friends with benefits scenario, however this friend is extremely fat.

Joe- "Are those two friends with benefits"
Jake- "No, look at the fat one, they're pork pals"

by Butteredballs October 19, 2017

Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 16, 2017

Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 09, 2019

Pork Rake

A rake specifically designed to rake up pigs, living or dead.

"Humphrey! Dinner's ready!" "Just a sec, Cripplewoman! I have to pork rake the lawn!"

by Emilie Grant April 10, 2008

pork log

a thick flacid dong rife with veins set atop a couple o' hair covered taint knockers

Your mutha enjoys me pork log with er afternoon tea and crumpets...you bloody wanker

by Sir Ivory Asstapperson September 16, 2011

Secret pork

When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.

Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.

by GodManBeast November 25, 2011