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Pockadial Dundee

Someone who crank calls another person while using the pocket dial technique as a cover. Usually involves making up ridiculous conversations while the subject is either listening or while leaving a voicemail.
Person A calls person B.
When person B picks up the phone person A begins conversation with person C about poop.
Person B listens intently wondering wtf is going on.
This is a Pockadial Dundee.
by Cellphone69 May 12, 2013
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Pocket-swag

A piece of linen (or occasionally a folded napkin or piece of paper/card) inserted into the pocket of a suit jacket in order to truly complete a suit. When worn with confidence and assurance, it brings an atmosphere of 'swag' to a room. No one really knows why or how, just that there is something added to a setting or environment when a pocket-swag is present, making you feel, in that place right between your heart and your soul, that this just feels right. This is not simply a 'pocket square', this is pocket-swag. To the untrained eye, very similar. To experienced swagologists, their difference is everything.
Girl: Nice pocket square!
Guy: Excuse me?
Girl: I said that I like your pocket square.
*Guy laughs*
Girl 2: That ain't no pocket square. That's pocket-swag, you amateur.
Girl: I am so sorry.
Guy: Don't worry. Mistakes happen.
by Big_Nate_Dawg May 27, 2013
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pocket jerking

Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.
by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014
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pocket grease

Money
A derivative of greasing someone's palm
My Dad would say to me as he reached in his pocket "I know you have a date tonight, I don't want you looking broke so here is a little pocket grease " as he handed me a fifty.
by King dbl Z B February 10, 2018
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Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
by SideBar November 21, 2019
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slobber pocket

Lori loves when Chris goes down on her Slobber Pocket
by CHRISTIAN LYZE December 6, 2013
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she pocket

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
How many men have put their rocket into your she pocket?
by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015
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