Mrs. Plumington

A woman who exhales an enormous plume of smoke when smoking meth.

OMG........ nice cloud Leslie your a real Mrs. Plumington !

by Shawn Donson February 13, 2018

Plumpkin

Occurs when a man is nailing a chick in the ass, and then after feeling something saucy on his pecker, looks down to find a pumpkin shaped pile of shit, bubbled over her asshole. His penis represents the stem.

Randy was nailing lisa in the ass, and to his dismay, she developed a gigantic plumpkin.

by cuntpunter69 February 17, 2008

Plomping

When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.

The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.

by F023425 May 6, 2013

plumpkin

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by a fat girl while taking a dump.

ref: blumpkin

After finishing a fifth, I woke up on the toilet to Timmy's morbidly obese sister giving me a plumpkin.

by Calitri December 19, 2007

pumping the sewage

A masturbatory act where a male sits on the toilet and takes a shit while he masturbates.Thus, he is essentially "pumping" (masturbating) his dick while he excretes "sewage" (shit) out of his ass.

Dude, the other day, I was pumping the sewage so hard; I came all over the bathroom wall!

by sewagepumper August 20, 2010

plumming

The word your friend uses when they don't know how to correctly spell plumbing.

I'm helping my grandparents with their plumming.

by TitaniumToaster September 15, 2016

pussy pumping

a.) the act of pumping one's pussy in a physical pelvic thrusting manner in another's face.

...yead, dude she was totally pussy pumping my face so i gave her two bucks..

by tewfihsixxxqq November 27, 2009