1) The wrong way of saying "gas station."
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
2) A place for gasoline to let their little gaslets play while at work moving cars, trucks, and the human economy around.
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"You can really treat your body like an amusement park sometimes, I can hear the sounds when I'm outside!
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when a huge amount of people get together and do what they would normally do at a house party but at a park. Including drinking,smoking,shooting up pretty much anything but dancing. Park parties never have music. Unlike keggers every park partty is BYOB no one supplies alcohol not even the park party host.
A park party host is the person (or people) that chooses the park and tell everyone they know where it is and how to get there. Park parties dont start at a perticular time usualy when it gets dark and people have picked up.
Park parties are usually planned out when there arent any house parties and when it will be warm. they are extremely rare in the winter and can be canselled in an instant if it's raining. Park parties have an order that they follow and almost always end up like this:
1.Host shows up and welcomes people
2.Most people arrive within an hour of it starting
3. People begin to get drunk and high by 9.30
4.Nearby civillians dont approve of such noisy drunk teenagers distrubing the peace and call the police
5. One police car shows up and every single kid runs as fast as they can down the sreet untill they are at least 500 meters from the cop car even if no one was chasing them and the cops didnt even leave their car
Most people hate park parties becuase they get busted, the only place to hook up is a bench or behind a tree. Also lots of fight occur at park parties more then house parties because people are more tenst since park parties are sketch when people are stressed and drunk they tend to turn on each other.
A park party host is the person (or people) that chooses the park and tell everyone they know where it is and how to get there. Park parties dont start at a perticular time usualy when it gets dark and people have picked up.
Park parties are usually planned out when there arent any house parties and when it will be warm. they are extremely rare in the winter and can be canselled in an instant if it's raining. Park parties have an order that they follow and almost always end up like this:
1.Host shows up and welcomes people
2.Most people arrive within an hour of it starting
3. People begin to get drunk and high by 9.30
4.Nearby civillians dont approve of such noisy drunk teenagers distrubing the peace and call the police
5. One police car shows up and every single kid runs as fast as they can down the sreet untill they are at least 500 meters from the cop car even if no one was chasing them and the cops didnt even leave their car
Most people hate park parties becuase they get busted, the only place to hook up is a bench or behind a tree. Also lots of fight occur at park parties more then house parties because people are more tenst since park parties are sketch when people are stressed and drunk they tend to turn on each other.
person 1: hey is there anything goin on tonite?
person2: Naw man no house jams everyonesparents are in town
person1: lets start a park party then
person2: yea it would be a shame to waste all this alcohol after we bought it for the weekend
person1: let me text every single person on my contacts to tell the to come to rosedale park at 9
person2: we are so gona get laid!
person2: Naw man no house jams everyonesparents are in town
person1: lets start a park party then
person2: yea it would be a shame to waste all this alcohol after we bought it for the weekend
person1: let me text every single person on my contacts to tell the to come to rosedale park at 9
person2: we are so gona get laid!
by topsy July 5, 2007
Get the Park Party mug.A FANTASTIC show on Fox in the early '90's. Basically an anti-90210. Came on right after the Simpsons so most cable broadcasters did not have Fox yet. It will never be on DVD due to all the music rights from different companies. Sad. If you like the cut scenes from "Scrubs", You will LOVE this show.
"Dude, did you see "Parker Lewis Can't Lose!" last night?"
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."
"No, I don't have Fox yet. I watched 'Eerie, Indiana'."
by Turboplf October 23, 2008
Get the Parker Lewis Can't Lose! mug.A person who feels narcissistically entitled to someone else’s parking spot and will back up to steal it. The parkissist is in a line of cars looking for spaces and has already moved past a spot, but then realizes someone is about to back out of the already-passed spot. Someone else is behind the parkissist and therefore is waiting in the appropriate position for the about-to-be-vacant spot, but the parkissist puts his or her car into reverse and backs up, in order to steal it from the person who deserves it. It does not enter the parkissist’s mind at all that he/she has already passed the spot and therefore should just accept the missed opportunity and move on. Nor does it enter their mind that they are backing up nearly all the way to the front bumper of the person who should rightfully be getting the spot, or that said person should get the spot.
Backing up to snag an about-to-be-open spot is acceptable if there are no other cars behind waiting for that spot, but a Parkissist commits the backing up routine even when there is a line of cars behind.
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Get the parkissist mug.A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.
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