Perma-grin

It's the " permanent grin " you receive when you're stoned.

" Man, my cheeks are sore. I had a perma-grin for about an hour. "

by GOES OUT TO WILL GREGG! March 26, 2008

Sperm Perm

Its when a guy shoots a load of sperm in a girls hair, and she massages it into her scalp.

"Dude, i gave that girl the biggest sperm perm in the world last night."

by mc080290 December 22, 2006

permadick

To be a permanent dick.

Phil has become a permadick.

by Alex Demi October 30, 2007

permachelor

permachelor = permanent + bachelor

George Clooney is a permachelor.

by tigersud/wifawesome March 10, 2009

Permafresh

A middle or upper class college student who behaves like an immature, ignorant college freshman.

John: Why is Joe taking handle pulls of that plastic bottle vodka while awkwardly dancing with that obviously under-aged girl singing, "Everyday I'm shuffling."

Ryan: He's reached a state of permafresh. There's no going back...

by G0Rubix November 13, 2011

Perma-Boner

When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.

"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."

by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009

Perm-puff head

Another derogatory (and funny) nickname for old women. This comes from the fact that most old women apparently have short, permed hairdos, which are actually pretty dumb looking.

The damn perm-puff head in her Cadillac is driving to slow. I'm gonna be late for class AGAIN.

by smart ass August 2, 2005