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PENILE CHOCOLATE FLAPJACK

When you're having anal sex with a female and you get erectile dysfunction during intercourse and your dick goes into the shape of a square and when you pull it out the tip is covered in shit looking like a slice of chocolate flapjack
I had anal for the first time last night and when I pulled out I went full penile chocolate flapjack
by Fuckknuckles November 4, 2016
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penaleavage

When a man wears low cut pants or sorts or partially displays his penis so that it forms cleavage.
That dude is definitely showing some major penaleavage.
by RevDEA May 23, 2016
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Pendemonium

When you are on the phone and you search madly for a pen!
I was on the phone and needed to write a number down and I was looking frantically for a pen and could not find one anywhere. It was total pendemonium!
by Johnnydadude June 26, 2017
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Peedle

"Jimmy! How hard did you peedle her after that exam?"
by aishwarya rowchowdry bonerjee September 19, 2017
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Pindles

An abbreviated version of the term ‘Pins and Needles’.
Shit bro, I left my dumbbell flange weight on my leg for too long and now I’ve got pindles.
by Bob Robson October 15, 2017
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Penelepe

A Penelepe is a beautiful, smart, sweet, wonderful, amazing, and the most coolest person that you WILL ever meet! She has beautiful brown eyes and brown hair! She loves it whenever she is with her friends. She is always out of drama and she is the fiercest girl you might ever see. She is a trusted person and is very popular. She non-stop exceeds and always has success in life. . She will always make you happy when you are feeling down. Any man that is dating her is the luckiest man in the universe.
Friend #1: "Did you see that girl over there? She got 147% on her science test! No joke!"
Friend#2: "Seriously? She is so nice. The other day I dropped all of my stuff, and nobody helped me except for her!"
Friend#3: "I wish I was as smart as her. At least she is my friend!"
Guy with crush: " That girl must a Penelepe ! She is so amazing! I wish she was my girlfriend." *sobs*

A Penelepe's Boyfriend: "Too bad you didn't realize how amazing she is because I actually care about what matters on the inside. Now I have the most hot, kind, amazing, and the most smartest girl in the world. I am the luckiest man in the Universe. I have a Penelepe, and you don't!"
by Aviana#Bestie May 23, 2018
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Pendejitis

A dangerous and very common desease where the victim is very srupid or in Spanish a "pendejo"
That guy is so dumb he for sure has "pendejitis"
by Alberto smh kass July 22, 2018
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