cutsey patootsey

An act or being so unbearably cute that you just want to squeeze the individual acting in a cutsey patootsey manner.

When Jess laughs at her own jokes, bikes across Biarritz after drinking a bottle of wine in search of tequila, or gets annoyed when Alex tickles her nose with her hair, she is being a cutsey patootsey.

by BillySuefromtheCountry February 28, 2009

Civil Air Patrol

Civil Air Patrol is a great program youth, ages 12-18, and adults, to learn the core values of leadership, learn about aerospace education, and develop character that will last a lifetime. It is also a great program for people who like to serve their country and help people. Conduction search and rescue operations is the least to say. Along with practice flying, and numorous amount of national activities, I can easily say that C.A.P. is the most sophisticated program for getting people ready to join the armed services, but more specifically, the Air Force. As for the senior members, they can enjoy their post Air Force years in C.A.P. serving as executive officers for certain activites, and helping the cadets with guidance and what not. This is a very good program. I was in it. If you want to strive, join. If you get far enough, you can go into the armed services starting with 3 stripes, nice huh :)

Civil Air Patrol pretty much beats boys scouts and JROTC. They just don't compare, thats why I've seen so many switch over, but if you do both at the same time, you rank up faster, if that's your MO.

by blacknight7 July 6, 2008

tough patooties

Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".

(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.

(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...

(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!

by hmakav November 28, 2006

Expecto Patrollum

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

Birth Control Patrol

Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.

"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"

by Don Juan the Third3 October 19, 2009

patootie

a sweetheart, or someones sweetheart.

Justin is Wendee's patootie.

by Justin Souvannasane July 26, 2005

Thot Patrol

A Squad of highly trained homies who are experienced in dealing with the art of Thottery.

They came to exterminate all Thots so no nibba has to sob during Sad Nigga Hours

Thot 1: My Hoe! the Thot Patrol is around the block
Thot 2: Oh Shit! They came to exterminate us

by AnimeWaffle November 10, 2017