Jay Patel

One who is defined by dominance and excellence.

Chuck Norris once walked the earth with a massive erection. There were no survivors. This is an example of dominance and excellence.

Used in a sentence: Man, Chuck Norris is so Jay Patel.

by Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet October 16, 2008

Palestinian group hug

n. In FPS combat gaming, the act of arming and holding a grenade or other timed explosive device and running into an often bewildered group of enemy combatants at spawn or seeking cover.

ET Player A: bwhahaha! 1 grenade, 6 corpses!
ET Player B: loozer Palestinian group-hugger in depot yard spawn
ET Player A: pwn joo!

by Witness10mm July 29, 2005

Paesano

Italian for "friend" or buddy

Also meaning "short and angry"

Tim is my Paesano. We hang all the time and drink beers.


Very Troyer is such a paesano!

by RudyV April 7, 2009

Pate

Peace/late

have a nice day
you too, pate

by landman692 April 29, 2011

patel points

When a tourist goes around town taking pictures of almost anything that looks photo worthy in that town and of course with them in the photo. This is to go back home and show friends and family that they have visited the place. It is fondly named after a community in India who make the best use of every penny spent.

He went to manchester and all he could do was get patel points clicking every corner of old trafford.

by lonecrusader February 10, 2014

Yellow Pages

When a woman has a vagina that is so saggy that it resembles worn out yellow pages from a public telephone booth.

She was hot, but when I went down on her, I thought I was in a phone booth, lookin at the yellow pages.

by mackendacooch November 15, 2010

Jay Patel

Everyone with this name ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS built like Squidward. There NO CHANCE that they nose less than 2 feet long. Jay Patel's also be garbo at math and always be having bad grades.

Friend: Yo your house is pretty big bruh
Jay Patel: No bruh I live in a shack

by ipeepant November 5, 2020