ParchedRaptor66

best gamer alive a freak in the sheets and will clap anyone's cheeks ;)

ParchedRaptor66 can clap my cheeks

by Troy6969 October 31, 2022

Parched

Being exceedingly eager to get something, and thus licking the arse of your manager to achieve something.

Often a place in the starting line up if you are Cédric Soares.

The Japanese fans clearing up after their emphatic world cup victory was parched.
Cedric Soares will often try to get in the starting line up through his parched behaviour to Mikel Arteta

by cenglish December 3, 2022

Parked his Car in a Threatening Manner

Car parked legally outside a learning institution, Causing that learning institution to go into lockdown for the safety of students and staff. No need to call Police.

He "parked his car in a threatening manner". We need to lock down to protect the safety of Students and Staff.
Long live the Machine !

by Inbred from Goulburn June 22, 2023

Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.

"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."

by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024

Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.

- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked

by adu0123 July 24, 2024

parked

meaning very sleep deprived

"Bro I'm so parked right now, I had so much homework to finish"

by hikai555 August 2, 2024

Parked

When something isn't moving. It just sits still like a parked car. This could be an idea, a joke, or anything that has no forward momentum.

That idea is so parked.

We saw that new movie last night, but it was really parked.

by alylorker August 30, 2024